Mr. Dork is going down
No..not that way! You perverts!He's gonna get what he deserves.... I'm gonna feed him to the gators when we get to Florida! Truly...that's it! He's done cooked his goose.
Here I sit enjoying my first cup of coffee and internet usage before we embark on the redneck roadtrip of the year..and he decides to wake up and destroy what little peace and quiet I have going for me.
He thinks he's being all cool and philosophical while sitting on his throne (Yes, he thinks he's King Shit, yet he is only a king of Turds haha), yabbering away to me out here on the computer. His brightest spot of the morning? "Are you packed yet baby?" and I say "No not yet, now leave me alone to enjoy my cofffee." and of course he pipes up with "Well excuses are like assholes....they stink."
Bravo baby...excellent! I hope he's not like this all day otherwise I may have to strangle him before we even get as far as Cincinnati.
Ah Well, I do love the fucker and the trip will be fun! I've been looking forward to it for so long now. I'll be able to just lounge on the beach on my birthday (Next Monday - gifts better be in the mail :p
Hope everyone has a good weekend and week.
posted by Donna at
7/13/2006 05:45:00 a.m.
8 comment(s):
I hope he behaves better on the trip. It would be embarassing to get his ass kicked in a rest area. . . LOL!!
Have a great time!
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Lauren, at
11:38 a.m.
excuses are like assholes ...they stink??????? oh my goddess...need to put a book or some magazines in the bathroom so you wont get that every morning..hahahah
have a great time.....hurry back...
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yellowdoggranny, at
11:52 a.m.
have fun!!!!
nooooooooo gators!!! tsk tsk
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Anonymous, at
12:21 p.m.
heh...well beings he was having a shit...that comeback of his was pretty apt.
the second or third time I saw the LFB on cam he was perched on his shitter having his coffee and a fag and grinning like a possum eating shit. He is so lucky I hung around ;))
hee I’ll send you a birthday kangaroo poo if you like? Happy Birthday for then aye Dorki!!
there’s a helluva lot of shit in this comment of mine.
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apositivepessimist, at
12:48 p.m.
Hope you have a great time!! And we'll look out for you on the news. :)
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Cassandra, at
2:41 p.m.
What is up with men who come up with these useless little bits of what they like to think are "wit and wisdom" that are actually your basic every day bullshit?
*sigh*
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Amy, at
12:28 a.m.
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11:30 p.m.
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