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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Wow

How nice is this? I'm sitting at my kitchen table right now typing on my own keyboard that goes with my own computer, and to top it off..I'm using my newly acquired internet service. Yippee!
It's an old(er) computer, needs some upgrades and stuff, but considering how old it is..it runs really fucking great.
The people I bought it from had Nortons plus all kinds of other shit on here, so I decided to format it and reinstall what I wanted and needed on here.
Holy shit though, I forgot how bad the dial up service is out here. It's bad enough in the city, but out here the phonelines haven't been upgraded in forever, so I get a shitty ass connection. Ah well, it works for what I need.
So right now I'm just doing the whole windows update thing, so that I can install a newer version of MSN messenger, shit...by the time all this stuff is finished I just may be old and grey.
Booboo and Marc took me and Shida to see Jewel at Casino Rama on Thursday night. Aww man, she is such a friggin angel. I've loved her music since I first heard Who Will Save Your Soul, the only album I didn't like was the one with Intuition on it. I hated that song so bad. The concert the other night was a solo and acoustic performance and she did that song, and surprisingly I absolutely loved it.
Now as for the security guards at the casino....you guys suck big fucking donkey dicks eh. We were all inside the casino playing the slots, before and after the concert, then went outside for a smoke (yeah..imagine that a casino on a reservation that doesn't allow smoking). They wouldn't let Shida back in because she didn't bring ID. WTF assholes, she's older than I am!
Now ok..here's a rant for you. All you non smokers bitch and whine and cry about people smoking, and then it becomes illegal to smoke pretty fucking much anywhere. So then if you precious fucking nonsmokers with precious little angelic lungs can't handle my smoking, then why the fuck do I have to walk around smelling thousands of people stinking as if they took a shower in pure old lady perfume.
I don't ever walk up to that snooty looking cunt wearing Chanel no.5 and ask her to go wash herself do I? A lot of perfumes and colognes bring on my allergies like a bitch, and sometimes it even takes my breath right away from me, but do I bitch and whine about it? No, normally I just walk away so I don't have to smell that crap.
Also, those of you that are fucking pathetic enough to wear a depends diaper so you don't have to take a step away from that blackjack table or slot machine to piss or shit, why must I have to sit and wallow in your stench, yet I'm not able to smoke a fucking cigarette? Fuck you, fucking haters!
Ok I'm done...you can come out of hiding now. The gargoyle mask is now replaced with one of pure sunshiney happiness blowin out my ass! This public service announcement was brought to you by the bitch from the great white north. Have a good day!

2 comment(s):

Gald to hear you're finally connected again girl!!! TOO COOL!!!

An OLD computer is still better than NO computer at all. I'm sure you'll have it whipped into shape in no time. . .

I'm a smoker, but I have to disagree with you on this one. . . I have no problem going to a designated smoking area or outside to feed my addiction. I think it shows non-smokers that we at least have the class to keep it to ourselves.

I agree completely with your observation that some people seem to think it's OK to pour on the cologne or perfume. It STINKS, it REEKS, I GAG on it and it's downright inconsiderate for them to subject ANYONE to that stench. . .

I have also come across the people that think DEPENDS are an all-day garment. . . EEEWWWW!!!!!!!!! Sorry Sir/Madam, but you stink!!!

Love ya Sweetie!!! Stay warm!!!

BTW: I really do want to meet Marc and Boo Boo one of these days. . . They sound liike great people. . . . Like you would know any other kind. . . .

HUGGSS!!

By Blogger Lauren, at 8:28 p.m.  

Well, I liked your rant! Nasty heavy perfumes are hell on my allergies too. I never had the displeasure of the diaper experience. Though I have had something crap in my bed lately.

By Blogger Cassandra, at 12:34 a.m.  

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