I've got a big crack!
In my thumb you sickos!
The cleaning products at work wreak absolute havoc on my hands. Do you think I'd remember to take a bottle of hand cream to work with me? Nah, my blonde hair must stop me from thinking sometimes.
It hurts like a bitch, and I keep whacking it against stuff numerous times while at work. I'll go to make change and end up cracking my thumb against the cash drawer, I'll be loading or unloading the dishwasher and i'll whack it on something.
I used a pumice stone over the weekend, and got rid of most of it...but then I kept forgetting to use hand cream and now it's back and worse than before. All I can say is, OW!
Well, I'm hungry as hell..well that is, if hell gets hungry haha. I'm going to see what I can mix up for dinner then get ready for work. Yay, so much fucking fun eh!
Comments to my Commenters!
Fuckity fuck fuck!
I just had a whole post typed up as Comments to my Commenters and I lost it...so I'll redo it, just in short form this time.
It was a good post. I had just walked in the house, got a cup of tea and sat my half drunken ass down to type. You guys really missed it this time.
So to my first commenter
Lauren :
I have no problem going out to smoke, that doesn't bother me at all, it's the crusty ol' twats who think they should give me a nasal assault everytime I walk by them that bothers me. What they need is a furious rub with a washcloth doused in industrial strength cleaner.
Now as for Marc and Booboo, they are two of the greatest friends a girl could ever have. Hey, they came and sprung me out of Ohio hell not even a full day after dropping me off after our road trip. How many people would turn around and come back to get ya after that? You had better get your Motor City Titties up here to hang with us. I know for a fact that the guys would welcome you to the cottage with arms open wiiiide!
Yes, the last few days I have been having awesome mood swings. Hormonal drunken monkey am I!
People honestly do wear the adult diapers to the casino so that they won't have to get up to go to the bathroom. Isn't that just sick. Not to generalize or stereotype, but this practice is quite popular among asian men.
Alright I'm tired as hell, and I want to get a decent sleep since I have to work tonight. Lets just hope that I make good tips to make serving all those cranky bastards worthwhile.
Good night
Wow
How nice is this? I'm sitting at my kitchen table right now typing on my own keyboard that goes with my own computer, and to top it off..I'm using my newly acquired internet service. Yippee!
It's an old(er) computer, needs some upgrades and stuff, but considering how old it is..it runs really fucking great.
The people I bought it from had Nortons plus all kinds of other shit on here, so I decided to format it and reinstall what I wanted and needed on here.
Holy shit though, I forgot how bad the dial up service is out here. It's bad enough in the city, but out here the phonelines haven't been upgraded in forever, so I get a shitty ass connection. Ah well, it works for what I need.
So right now I'm just doing the whole windows update thing, so that I can install a newer version of MSN messenger, shit...by the time all this stuff is finished I just may be old and grey.
Booboo and Marc took me and Shida to see Jewel at Casino Rama on Thursday night. Aww man, she is such a friggin angel. I've loved her music since I first heard Who Will Save Your Soul, the only album I didn't like was the one with Intuition on it. I hated that song so bad. The concert the other night was a solo and acoustic performance and she did that song, and surprisingly I absolutely loved it.
Now as for the security guards at the casino....you guys suck big fucking donkey dicks eh. We were all inside the casino playing the slots, before and after the concert, then went outside for a smoke (yeah..imagine that a casino on a reservation that doesn't allow smoking). They wouldn't let Shida back in because she didn't bring ID. WTF assholes, she's older than I am!
Now ok..here's a rant for you. All you non smokers bitch and whine and cry about people smoking, and then it becomes illegal to smoke pretty fucking much anywhere. So then if you precious fucking nonsmokers with precious little angelic lungs can't handle my smoking, then why the fuck do I have to walk around smelling thousands of people stinking as if they took a shower in pure old lady perfume.
I don't ever walk up to that snooty looking cunt wearing Chanel no.5 and ask her to go wash herself do I? A lot of perfumes and colognes bring on my allergies like a bitch, and sometimes it even takes my breath right away from me, but do I bitch and whine about it? No, normally I just walk away so I don't have to smell that crap.
Also, those of you that are fucking pathetic enough to wear a depends diaper so you don't have to take a step away from that blackjack table or slot machine to piss or shit, why must I have to sit and wallow in your stench, yet I'm not able to smoke a fucking cigarette? Fuck you, fucking haters!
Ok I'm done...you can come out of hiding now. The gargoyle mask is now replaced with one of pure sunshiney happiness blowin out my ass! This public service announcement was brought to you by the bitch from the great white north. Have a good day!
Ooooh it's 40 below....
and I don't give a fuck, got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the Rodeoooo.
Pffft Fuck that song eh. It's not 40 below, and I'm all nice, comfy and warm. Sitting here at the cottage complete with my choice of desktop, or laptop with high speed internet, got my smokes, can of 7Up and Bong ready to go. Ahhh I love it here.
Can someone please tell me why I'm living at the lair of the Hell Hounds, while I could be living here, and working my old job which I loved? I think I need a big bitchslap, one hard enough to snap my lips right off my face. Interesting visual that thought just gave me. *shudder*
I've decided that when it's time to buy my first home whether it's a beautiful lake house, trailer, or even a cardboard box under the bridge that I MUST have a hot tub. I was so fucking tense and irritable from work and lack of sleep that I got in the hot tub last night and shivered and shuddered forfuckingever until my body relaxed. Then after that it was just nice to sit in the warm water up to my neck with the jets working my feet. Ahhh absolute bliss eh.
Fuck, I really want to live here now..for the hot tub alone. Maybe I'll hop in there just as the sun is coming up.
So what's new? Not really much around here, one thing I know for certain is that as of next Friday I'll have a computer and possibly internet access at home. That is really pathetic...when the most exciting thing happening in my life is getting a computer, but ah well... at least I'll spend less money to amuse myself.
Hopefully all will go well and I'll be back online next weekend, so I hope everyone has a good weekend.
Oh yeah!
It's all coming together nicely for me.
Yes, yes it sure as hell is, and I am one happy little bitch.
I've been working, successfully saving some money, have my car, and a motor for it..just need someone to put it in for me...but...the best of all? I am typing from home. Yippee!
One of my best friends has high speed internet, but she gets 10 free dial up hours a month so she gave me her login details to see if it would work on my moms computer.
Now that I know that it works I can go get my own account for unlimited...and I'll have access to my favorite time killer..hahaha.
Oh the coolest things of all though? I went to Future Shop yesterday and was looking at all the nice pretty shiny new laptops and believe it or not most of them are affordable to me, so by Christmas I just might have a nice brand new toy!
So...here's a dumbass moment from work tonight. Now first of all I normally work the late night shift, so I'm usually on drive-thru alone, so my whole "that's $___ please drive-up" spiel gets stuck in my head. Tonight I was serving an in store customer and she's obviously right in front of me, and I have no drive thru headset on, and I look at her and say "That'll be $___ please drive thru". She's looking at me kinda funny and that's when I realize what I had said...yeah I am such a natural blonde...and sadly I have no choice but to admit it.
and....on that note, I'm outta here, to go cry in shame.
P.S. I RULE....yeah sure...delusional much?
