Purina Diet
Thanks to
Jackiesue for this one. Got this in my e-mail from her, and it completely cracked me up...I had to post it. Thanks
Jackie!!
A PERFECT DIET!
I have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her no and that I was starting The Purina Diet again even though I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time.
But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets.
Then simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, especially a tall guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no and that actually, I'd been sitting in the middle of a street licking my balls when a car hit me.
Blech...WTF
I just looked at weather.com for my area and this is shit! Thank gawd for A/C!!
Things that make ya go hmmm..
I dreamt I was in the middle of a war last night. I'm really not sure what the war was about...guess it was just on the basis of good vs. evil.
What I would like to know is this. Why was my main weapon a little mechanical pencil rifle that shot fishhooks at people?
Another Vacation post
Well, hello there folks. :)
So I'm skipping all the boring bullshit from the trip now. After the redneck crab boil there really wasn't much more fun except for the day we actually went swimming at the beach.
Well we didn't exactly go to the main beach..but it was around just starting into the bay at the Destin bridge. Man the water was so calm, clear, and beautiful. I got right in..OH MAN HEAVEN! It felt like stepping into a bath...the water was that warm! It would have been nice if it was just a little bit cooler..but ah well I loved it anyways.
I'm swimming around, having a blast and Mr Dork says "Hey look at that hermit crab." So I freak out thinking it's gonna get me. He laughs at me and shows me one so I can see how small it is. I start walking around in the shallow water hunting down hermit crabs, picking them up and examining them. There was one I came across that was HUGE compared to the other ones. It was just way too cool.
We'd had enough swimming..so we took off. He drove around another part of town to show me the older houses. Man they were simple, but really nice. Great gardens too.
I LOVED the palms, and the banana trees (are they trees, or just called banana plants). They aren't supposed to produce fruit, because it's not the zone that they usually grow in, but believe it or not I saw about three of them that had flowered and had little clusters of bananas on them. Imagine that. I saw a real live baby bananas.
Nobody believed me, so later that night my SIL and I went for a walk. I purposely walked by this one house so I could see if that banana tree had produced and sure enough it had. She was standing there mouth agape in amazement (gee now I can see how silly I looked when I saw them earlier).
Alright, so I'll pass on a couple days. Friday was our last full day and night there. Mr. Dorks cousin has a pool in their yard..so we had all planned a good ol drunk redneck pool party. His cousin's husband grilled hamburgers, while we all sat around drinking beer and watching. We ate, drank some more, ate some more, drank some more...ah well you get it don't ya? Soon enough a couple of the kids made it into the pool...then my MIL just jumped in with all her clothes. Shortly after most of the rest of us made it into the pool.
Shit, I really don't know how long we were in there..but we were having a war. We had a shitload of spongey waterballs and inflatable stuff (nope..no inflatable men or women haha)and we were all just trying to get other people with 'em.
Ah yes yes..you all know the rednecks famous last words right? Well I had gotten out of the pool to have a beer and all of a sudden I hear "Hey y'all watch this shit" then I see a cousin jumping off the shed into the pool. Yup..gotta love my new relatives!
Alright..well that's mainly the whole trip. We left the next morning and stayed in Bowling Green Kentucky, then we made it home the next day. There's this place up in northern KY that's called Florence and I had to snap a picture of their water tower. It says "Florence Y'all". Now that cracked me up.
Perhaps sometime after the weekend I'll get a chance to put some pictures up. If there's one of me please don't be scared. Really, it's not some glowing weird fat alien coming to abduct beach bums...it's just my untanned self standing near the beach.
Try and have a good weekend alright! TGIF!
Why...
Do people cheat? I mean I understand how someone can get to that point where they want to cheat on their significant others, but how can you go about keeping it a secret...sort of leading a double life so to speak?
I'm just curious about this because of a friend (the one I'll call crackhead). She says she loves her boyfriend and wants to be with him forever (even though he treats her like shit). But the thing that gets me is she'll be out partying and have sex with another person..or carry on a light relationship on the side. How can she do this? Why doesn't she just dump the boyfriend. Seeing as even though she talks a bunch about loving him and such, she has admitted that she only stays with him because she hates being alone. WELL DUH. Don't we all?
I hate being alone. I hated not having someone in my life. On the other hand I LOVED my freedom. I could come and go as I wanted, when I wanted without having to run it by someone or let them know. I could spend as much money I wanted on MYSELF. I could go out drinkin with friends and have a completely hot hookup without the guilt and shame. Just do my own thing.
If there ever came a time that I felt feelings for someone else, and those feelings compelled me to the point of wanting to make it physical I think the least I could do was break up with my husband.
Now as far as couples go. I just love it how they'll act all high and mighty and deny that they're cheating. They'll deny it until they're blue in the face. Then you find out that they are either just out having random fucks with strangers, or they've got a hot and heavy relationship going on the side.
How can you come home, look your spouse in the eye and still keep doing this shit? Why not leave your spouse to begin with if you're not happy, or not completely satisfied? Is it money? Are you too afraid to go out and work a little harder, or sacrifice a few things to have the money to support yourself on your own...what is it?
What makes you stay in that relationship that you're obviously unhappy with and need your little rendevous?
Please comment on this..it's just out of my own curiousity, and anyone who comments either nicely, or badly will be given fair game at discussion.
Part Two
Now I'm onto Sunday.
We get up..do the morning routine of chugging coffee and all that good stuff..by the way my in laws make excellent coffee. I'm having withdrawls now.
So we had to go to k-mart. Stupid me packed all dark colored t shirts (DUH) and no sunscreen. I ain't gonna let myself get burnt to a crisp, so I bought some thin, light colored shirts, and got a bottle of sunscreen.
It was only about an hour or so before the whole family arrived there. We were having a crab boil that day.
So people start showing up..and of course I'm being a complete fuckin nervous nellie. They kept making me even more nervous and self conscious because they kept putting me on the spot (and definitely not in a mean way), they just wanted me to loosen up a little. I did a while later thankfully.
So everyone gets there and they haul out this huge 80 quart pot and set it up on the burner. They had blue crab, corn, sausage, potatoes and shrimp all in that pot by the end. Some of the shrimp even had their heads still on. I thought I was going to be grossed out about that but I wasn't. Actually the shrimps that came out with the heads still on actually tasted better than the headless ones. No I did not eat the friggin heads ok. Hahaha.
We're all sitting around eating good food and then the drinking starts.
What do you get when you've got a redneck family that gets along with booze added to the mix? One good fucking party is what I'll say!
I had so much fun. My husband and his cousins were playing the whole drunk redneck routine and I loved it. Just listening to the shit they were saying was enough entertainment for me.
My mother in law was even into it too. She came out of the house and started yabbering away to all of us and then suddenly she decided she wanted to make an announcement.
She says "Everyone.. I'm so glad my whole family is here with us today. I love having my family around me. Especially my son and his wife. Speaking of his wife, everyone stop by tomorrow to wish her a happy birthday. I won't ask how old she is because we already know that my son is a cradle robber."
OMG! My face was beet red. Not from embarrassment, but because I was laughing so hard. Yeah I'm 18 years younger than him..but we did meet once I was over 18..but it's still hilarious when people give him shit (in a good way) for marrying a younger chick.
So this drinking and laughing went on for a couple more hours. Then everyone had to start getting home. We ended up going with one of his cousins to his place to keep the party going. About 4 or 5 other people showed up.
It wasn't too late by the time we left there, but my sister in law dropped us off in this park that is within walking distance to the house. I wanted to get some sunset pictures, and I wanted them now.
So we walked around the park, I was snapping random pictures of everything..it was a beautiful sunset by the way. Leaving the park I noticed a waffle house. Man I wanted some coffee, and I had the munchies bigtime after drinking and smoking a little. So we stopped in and had some greasy breakfast food. I swear we must have drove them nuts in there. Then I got in touch with my criminal side..OOH I slipped a waffle house coffee mug in my purse. BAD DONNA no biscuit!
Walking back to his moms house I'm all paranoid about stealing the mug, thinking the cops were going to get me and all that. We get back to his moms, I smoke a cigarette then I go in the house and pass out.
Next morning, I get up and suddenly get a little freaked. I can't remember if we did get stopped by the police..or if it was only a dream. I asked Mr. Dork and he laughed so hard...said no, it must have just been a dream. Thank you!
Ahh it was a good weekend...still more to come..just tired of typing again hahah!
The Trip: Part One
So, I posted yesterday and never went into any details of our little trip to Florida.
Lets just say that it was fun...but I didn't get to spend as much time at the beach as I had wanted.
Seems that people who have lived there for a very long time, or grew up there don't really want to go to the beaches...huh? WTF. I'd be there every damned day if I lived there. Guess it has to do with the beaches being dirtier than years ago..and all the damned tourists (ok the tourists would bug me, so I can't blame the locals for that).
But all that aside..I did have a great time.
The first day on the road was good. Traffic was light, it wasn't hot..just a perfect day for travelling. We ended up stopping in Bowling Green, Kentucky...where we first met seven years ago.
We stayed in the same hotel, ate at the same diner and let me tell you...the king size bed in our room was LOVELY!
No we didn't get down n dirty that night..he was too tired..but I sure as hell did have fun trotting from one side of the room over to the bed..and then jumping onto the corner and ACTUALLY scuttling across this huge bed like a friggin crab... Yeah small silly things amuse me greatly.
Second day we get up and he's all impatient wanting to get back on the road. So we hurry up, drag all our stuff back out to the truck..go fill up the gas tank, get me my precious coffee and then we were off.
Wasn't a bad ride at all...still not what I'd call hot...until we got to Alabama. Holy shit! I am never again going to drive down south in a vehicle that has no air conditioning! Even going 80 mph the wind coming in through the open windows couldn't keep us a little cool. We felt like our backs were totally stuck to the seats with sweat.
I was actually pretty calm until we got past Montgomery...but by then I just wanted to be at my destination already. Hey, I couldn't do anything to get us there faster so I sat and fidgeted and drove myself nuts with my inner thoughts "Hey are we there yet?"
We got to my MIL's house by about 5:30 and had time to shower and relax before dinner. Man I was so nervous. I had only seen my mother in law the week we got married, and met only one of his sisters that lived down there. I had the whole rest of the family to meet. I don't do well around big crowds of people that I hardly know, or don't know at all. I seem to go right off into lala land at times like that.
Thankfully I didn't have to meet everyone that night.
So we got dinner over and done with, and just sat around talking. Mr Dork, his sister, and I went outside to enjoy a nightly doob. I was sitting there and all of a sudden this racket came up from across the street. It sounded like a bunch of mutant ducks having a war. Turns out they were fucking frogs (well, they weren't fucking)....how can frogs make that much damned noise? I was enthralled. I'd never heard anything like that at all. It was so cool.
The next day when we got up, the SIL already had the coffee ready, and outside looked so inviting. I grabbed a cup of coffee and went outside to enjoy my coffee and cigarette.
We planned on going out to Pensacola Beach today to see the Blue Angels fly.
That was just too cool for words.
The beach was gorgeous. I could have just spent the whole day there. Mr. Dork hates the heat so he whined and cried until I was ready to leave. I think he wanted to just leave me there and take off.. the bastard. Hahahaha!
I really don't feel like putting the whole trip in one post. It's a lot of much the same as we had done so far. Wake up, drink coffee, maybe eat something then sit and read outside...or go driving so he can show me around. We did a few other interesting things, but I'll go into that later on.
Hope any of you reading this has a good day...or try to.
I'm Back
I'm back from vacation. It was good, but damn am I glad to be home.
I got used to the damned central time zone, now that I'm back up here I'm losing my time. I can pretty much tell what time of the day it is by the light outside. Well not the exact time..but I can tell if it's early afternoon, late afternoon and such. Believe it or not, that one little friggin' hour can really throw ya off.
I'm not much up to typing too much right now..just wanted to type a bit..am impatiently waiting for Mr. Dork so we can go get some dinner...and I didn't want to sit on the couch fidgeting. I tend to do that way too often.
Oh yeah..I brought some fresh catnip back. My SIL gave me a huge bundle of it for the kitties. They are all in stoner kitty heaven now. They must have chewed and rolled in it for at least an hour. I didn't give them that mush...sheesh!
So needless to say, they are all being slightly retarded.
Well time to go..I'm hungry and gonna try to hurry him up..and I thought I was a procrastinator. Hmmpph!
Awww Man
Snuck on the in laws computer for a bit. Man it's hot as hell down here. I love it though.
Been going crazy not being able to post anything..yup I'm addicted.
So far Mr. Dork has survived...he's not gator food yet haha. I absolutely love it down here..the smell of the salt air Mmm Mmm Mmm. I wish I could bottle that up and take it home with me.
Speaking of home..we're leaving here Saturday morning. I'm not looking forward to going back to Ohio.
Well I just hope everything is going well with everyone..my birthday was boring..didn't even get drunk..imagine that!
Mr. Dork is going down
No..not that way! You perverts!
He's gonna get what he deserves.... I'm gonna feed him to the gators when we get to Florida! Truly...that's it! He's done cooked his goose.
Here I sit enjoying my first cup of coffee and internet usage before we embark on the redneck roadtrip of the year..and he decides to wake up and destroy what little peace and quiet I have going for me.
He thinks he's being all cool and philosophical while sitting on his throne (Yes, he thinks he's King Shit, yet he is only a king of Turds haha), yabbering away to me out here on the computer. His brightest spot of the morning? "Are you packed yet baby?" and I say "No not yet, now leave me alone to enjoy my cofffee." and of course he pipes up with "Well excuses are like assholes....they stink."
Bravo baby...excellent! I hope he's not like this all day otherwise I may have to strangle him before we even get as far as Cincinnati.
Ah Well, I do love the fucker and the trip will be fun! I've been looking forward to it for so long now. I'll be able to just lounge on the beach on my birthday (Next Monday - gifts better be in the mail :p
Hope everyone has a good weekend and week.
Chatty Bitch singing Opera?
This is weird.
Ok, about a month or so ago I switched to using the Opera browser, and I've become quite attached to it...there is only one small problem with it though.
When I log in to Blogger to post something, I go to create new post and I only get two formatting buttons at the top of my post window instead of them all. It only shows the spell check, and add image.
One day I tried entering links into my post the good old fashioned way, and when I published it the links just plain text. So I had to open up internet explorer so that I could fix the links and so on.
Any of you blogger people out there who use Opera...does this happen to you? If so what did you do to fix it, or get all your formatting buttons back up there?
Also here in the dreaded IE, my blogger window also shows "Edit Html" and "Compose", but in Opera it doesn't have either of those buttons.
Speaking of buttons...click your little left mouse button over to
Did I Say That? and join in on the fun. They're a great group of people over there..lots of fun chit chatting goin' on, and even more serious discussions as well. A little bit of something for everyone.
I'm in the top 10 Chatty Bitches...I feel so special right now..gives me that warm tingly feeling all over..hahaha!
Sweeet!
I scored a free treadmill today! I've wanted one for years.
I went nutty with tidying up today and I even cleaned the desk (wiped it down too..oooh my). My hands feel all tingly again this evening..because of my wrists. They've been fucking with me for the last few days and it's no fun at all.
I'm hungry, and now we're leaving..gonna go grab a burger at our usual hangout..gosh I'm such a barfly, and the sad thing is.. 95% of the time I'm there I never drink. Just good food, and getting to hear a lot of good bullshittin' going on.
Oh also.. TWO MORE DAYS!
M-O-N-D-A-Y S-U-C-K-S
Monday Sucks... Monday Sucks.
I can't believe I haven't posted since Thursday. Just been busy around here.
We went shopping. Hey what girl doesn't like that? Mr Dork got new tires for his truck, and an oil change and all that crap. We got new shoes at Kohl's (love their sales), then went to Home Depot. He got a tool starter kit. It comes with a cordless drill, sander, circular saw, and flashlight and a couple other things. We kinda needed that stuff for when we start fixing this place up..so it was a good investment.
I've also wanted a cute little patio swing with a cover on it..and I'm in luck. I found one there for $65 and it usually goes for over a hundred bucks. So I know what I'll be getting for an early birthday gift (as well as the trip to Florida YIPPEE).
It was a gorgeous weekend. so I wanted nothing to do with staying inside playing on the computer.
That's for this week. It's going to be in the high 80's, low 90's all week long, and I tell ya, I'm going to have this AC running nonstop. I'll be in here getting everything ready to go.
Yes yes, only three more days! I CAN'T wait! Mr Dork is going to get me another memory card for my camera, so that I can take a lot of extra pictures.
Whooooeeee I'm excited. On the way down we're going to go further east so that he can take me through Georgia, and on the way back we're gonna come up through Alabama. I begged him to do it that way because even if we don't go anywhere or see anything special..I'd still like to go, so I can maybe stop at a truck stop and buy a keychain, postcard etc...you know just to say I've been there. Yeah I'm a dweeb..whaddya expect?
Hope everyone is doing well...any of you got plans for this summer?
I got tagged again
Well, I guess I should finally do this. I got tagged for this a while back and completely forgot about it..so I might as well do it now since Denise has tagged my fat ass.
Five things in my closet:
Pants
Shoes
Box o toys
blankets
sometimes a cat on the blankets
Five things in my fridge:
Milk
Pop
Eggs
Cheese
Leftover spaghetti sauce
Five things in my car (err his truck):
Garbage
cd's
a blanket
extra sunglasses
an empty cooler
Five things in my purse (don't usually carry one but):
Keys
I.D.
Cigarettes
Sunglasses
a pen
Congratulations..It's a Rant!
Damned mosquito bites!
They used to be a regular, as in every time I stepped out the door occurence for me when I lived in Canada. Then I moved here. Last summer the city had trucks that drove around spraying for mosquitoes, and not once did I get bitten by one of those evil bloodsuckers last summer...not one fuckin' time.
This year they have yet to start spraying..if they are going to do it at all, and within the last three days I must have been bitten by the lil' buzzing bastards at least ten times. It sucks. I just cannot NOT scratch. The itch drives me near insanity, and I end up scratching until the skin around it is raw and sore...and STILL ITCHY.
I think I may have finally started to come out of the slump I've been in. I just haven't felt like doing a single damned thing. I would have to sit here and talk myself into getting up and doing a load of laundry, or to clean the floors, so I kinda let some things go.
Yesterday I finished up laundry, vaccumed every single carpet and rug in this place, started cleaning up and organizing the bedroom..I felt good. It felt good to get something accomplished instead of sitting on my fat ass obsessing over things I just can't change, or beating myself up over things I could have changed or didn't. When I get like that..I just withdraw into myself, and become lazy so that I don't have to face reality.
I'm also stressing out about my mother. I just found out that she needs to go on oxygen, and have some type of breathing machine attached to her at night while she sleeps. The doctor has advised her to just take it easy, don't do any type of work etc. She tried to contact Canada Pension, and Ontario Disability, but because my dad is retired and recieving his pension, my mother is ineligible for pension or disability benefits. WTF. My dad's pension is fucking peanuts, He cannot support both himself, my mother, and pay for all her medical stuff that isn't covered under Canada's (not so fucking great afterall) healthcare system.
What's scaring me so bad about this is it is driving her nuts, she is the type that when she feels that she's lost out, lost all hope, she WOULD take her own life. I'm so scared for my mother, for my parents..just the whole situation sucks.
She has worked all her life, and deductions from her paychecks always went to Canada Pension, YET she is ineligible? She's 58 years old..yeah she's not an old lady, but with her health problems she cannot just go out and take any damned job. I am so pissed off with the way things work.
Yeah of course, that stupid twat down the road admits she doesn't want to work, and keeps popping out kid after kid so that welfare will give her $1500+ a month (they don't do the food stamp thing up there), while my mom can't get any help at all. Makes me very afraid to get old..not because of my body breaking down...but the way things are in North America these days, it sucks to be elderly unless you are rich, but then if you're rich, you really don't give a shit about common, every day, hardworking people. Bleh!
I didn't mean to go on a rant about this..but damn. I just don't understand how/why the hardworking people get shit on, and the lazy fucks who expect everything, get everything.
Snap Crackle Pop
Happy 4th of July everyone. Hope everyone is enjoying the holiday so far.
The fireworks for my town were last night. I dragged Mr. Dork with me. He hates the piddly little fireworks display they put on here..he whined because he didn't wanna go... So I simply said "Well my dear, I don't like getting up at 6A.M. to wake you up and make your lunch..but I do it because it makes you happy". SNAGGED..heh, well I did have a valid point so he took me to see the fireworks.
I left my camera in the truck otherwise I'd have posted a couple pics, and the video of the grand finale. I just wish that damned thing would record sound. I'm going to another fireworks display tonight with my in laws. I let Mr Dork off the hook this time because he has to work tomorrow.
Just before the fireworks last night I could see lightning off in the distance all around us. It was pretty schnazzy for sure. When we got home we got the chairs out of the truck and sat on the deck enjoying a few cold beers, and watched the storm roll in. It was AMAZING. Every single time lightning was about to strike I could feel a charge in the air, and sorta hear this crackly/flickering noise. I swear the sky never went back to black once.. the lightning was non stop all around us. I just laid on the couch watching through the windows. I loves me some thunder and lightning.
Fuck it!
Well I really don't have much of anything to say..just having a blah kinda day and not liking it one bit.
So trying to cheer myself up with funny shit, and I decided to share a few links to videos online.
The first one is one I identify with all too well (you'll know what I mean if you read my post about the psycho I had on the phone when I was telemarketer).
Psycho PhoneNow this was fuckin cool! After I watched, and looked away from the screen it looked like my walls were boiling and rippling..good trip without the drugs heh!
Funky Illusion VideoThis was a pretty funny spoof of the Tag body spray commercials.
Tag Body Spray Spoof
Wow ok not going to post the video I just watched...it was a Fox News interview with that crazy stupid fuckheaded religious nut bitch Shirley Phelps-Roper.. WHAT IN THE FUCK is she? She has no valid points to her rants she goes on while being interviewed, she just keeps spouting off stupid shit about God, the Bible..twisting it to what she believes in. That bitch needs to be offed or something. Seriously..she's fucked.
Ok well I WAS starting to get into a half decent mood after watching some crazy shit..but watching that last load of crap just served to seriously tick me off. Fuck her, and all the other stupid religion-crazed homophobes on the earth!
LaLaLa bullshit spewing
WHOA
Oh yeah...no wonder I feel fucking amazing. It's 5:09 A.M. I am a night owl..always have been, probably always will be. Really I don't know why I don't stay up all night more often..heck once 6 A.M. rolls around I can wake up Mr. Dork (he doesn't hear the alarm, either that or ignores it..dunno how the fuck he does it), and then I can go to sleep.
I napped on the couch for a while last night, woke up around 9:30 or so watched the rest of the race. YEAHHH TONY ROCKS! Mmm Mmm MMmm. Ok lets not go into Donna's happy happy fantasy land now...sheesh. Heh, I told Mr. Dork that Tony Stewart is the only man I'd ever leave him for...yeah like that would ever happen eh HAHAHA! In my dreams.
The Mr. bitched because it was cold in here..WELL DUH, it was still 84 fuckin degrees outside of course I'm going to have the AC running. Well I had enough of listening to him bitch and whine (yet he bitches about the heat and he's from Flo'da, that's the way he says Florida).
So I shut it off for a while. Once he fell asleep I turned it back on. Hey I've got the oven running to bake up the horse treats..it gets too hot in here without the AC on so fuck it. I'm all about comfort y'know!
Dunno what we'll get up to tomorrow.. I do know that we're definitely hitting up the grocery store..I am sick and fucking tired of grilled cheese sandwiches and ramen noodles. I mean in a pinch they're fine..but to eat that crap all the time will kill ya. There's a few recipes I'm dying to try out..so hopefully I can find all the stuff I need at the local store..since lately I just hate going into Krogers.
Well there's enough blabbering from me...any of you got plans for this weekend?
Your mother dresses you funny
Hmm not much to say, but I felt I had to post.
D.C. and B.N. were over last night and surprisingly I had a good time with them. They usually act like a couple of drunken fucktard hillbillies..hey I don't mind hillbillies, just the fucktard ones haha! Oooh I used the word fucktard twice..dammit I get words stuck in my head sometimes.
Waiting for Mr. Dork to come home from work..stupid working on Saturdays but ah well extra cash for kitty kibble. I need coffee..I'm sick of instant coffee though.
Well everyone have a good weekend...I'm doing sweet fuck all except for chillin' like a villain.
